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Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) Sweden
2) Finland
3) Greece
4) Spain
5) Romano
6) Russia
7) Italy
8) Germany
9) Switzerland
10) Canada
11) Lithuania
12) Liechtenstein


1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?
-Romano/Canada. Nope. That would be awkward~ Oo

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?
-Greece. Very hot. xD

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?
-Oo Russia getting Sweden pregnant?! OH SHI-RUN FOR THE HILLS!! FINLAND IS GOING TO HAVE TO KILL A BITCH!!

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?
-Whenever I read about Switzerland it usually has Liechtenstein (or Austria and Prussia). Although I do remember reading one involving him teaching his little sister the concept of sex toys…  >.<

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?
-Finland/Italy? xD Perhaps, except that Germany and Sweden would have to be thrown into the mix to make it sexy~

6. Four/eight or four/nine?
-If I had to choose between Spain/Germany or Spain/Switzerland, I would chose the latter. It would be interesting to see the two interact although I do wonder who would top… xD

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
-If Italy discovered Germany in a secret relationship with Greece, he'd bawl his eyes out and then seek comfort in Prussia's arms (the poor sap).

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
- Russia rapes Finland. Repeatedly. THE END.
After living under Russia's rule for a short time, Finland discovers that Russia may just be as insane as the rest of the world thinks him to be. When the Russian's advances become more threatening, Finland seeks a way out. What he does not know is that Russia has been waiting for this moment for a very long time and Finland is helpless to stop him. In the end all will become one with Russia.
Fail summary is fail. xP


9. Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
-Spain/Canada? In crack heaven, maybe xD

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
-Sweden/Romano …LMAO there is so much crack in this I can't even tell you xDDD

Cold Tomato (Or How Sweden Comforted Romano Without the Use of Tomatoes)

11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
-Greece/Lithuania?

Tired of the abuse in the Russian household, Lithuania embarks on a journey of self-discovery. On his travels, he meets up with Greece, who is currently trying to get into Japan's pants without looking like a pervert. The two become close friends until Lithuania is captured by Russia once more.
Fail plot is fail. Dx

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
-Italy het? Probably (THE CURL!!) xD
-Switzerland slash? I don't know xD

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?
-I think any song involving guns, cheese, goats, and chocolates would be alright xD

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
-Finland/Greece/Russia… WARNING: This fic has RAPE, SEX, and SEX RAPE.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
-The pick-up line Germany might use on Romano:

"…Got wurst?"

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
-Canada/Germany… Oh damn:

(Insert something involving a hockey stick, leather and riding crop, inappropriate use of the German language and the overuse of "wurst" jokes)

17. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
-If Italy walked in on Finland and Liechtenstein having sex, it would go a little something like this:
"…"
"…"
"…Ve, isn't Finland Su-san's wife?"

18. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
- Spain deflower Sweden? Pffffft! xD

Sweden lost Finland to a tragic car accident. Romano was killed in the aftermath, having arrived at the wrong place at the wrong time. Two heart-broken souls come together, one full of sorrow and the other filled with rage. Let the hate-sex begin!

19. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
-Italy slash? With him being paired with Germany, I wouldn't be surprised xD

20. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
-Greece het? I have no clue ;D

21. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
-Nope. Lithuania needs more love! <3

22. Would you write Two/Four/Five?
-Finland/Spain/Romano. Tino would just get in the way ;D I'll write one with him and Su-san later~

23. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
- xD "FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT AMERICA! MY NAME IS CANADA, DAMNIT!"  and then he whips out twin pistols and kills everyone Oo

24. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
-Romano. Like, two hours ago…? xD

25. What is Six's super-secret kink?
-Russia's super-secret kink would be another faucet pipe O.O

26. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
-Lithuania shag Switzerland? Definitely not when he's sober… but maybe not when he's drunk either  Dx

27. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
-Greece and Italy just got together. Germany commits another mass genocide and Italy is still not topping :B

28. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

-"Sweden and Switzerland are in a happy relationship until Switzerland  suddenly runs off with Spain. Sweden, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Lithuania and a brief unhappy affair with Liechtenstein, then follows the wise advice of Romano and finds true love with Finland."

"How I Met Your Mother"  if the Sweden was telling the story to Sealand xD Finally, something with sense!!!

29. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
-If Italy/Germany was canon, I would feel… not all that surprised Oo But supremely happy at the same time xD
This is pure and utter crack. The last two questions are what made me LMAO because of how logical they are xD Enjoy~
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NerdGirlSoFly Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist
I agree with you on #28. It's a total "how I met your mother" scenario there. Wait... Would Denmark be barny? I can so see that happening
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Lokinas Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2014
Denmark would definitely be Braney.
And Norway would probably be Robin.
XD That would be funny, but we're missing a Lily and a Marshall... Oh well, it's still funny!
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Mikaelah98 Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've read a Spain/Fem!Canada fic on fanfiction.net lol XD it was short and ooc though.
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8059xYamoGoku Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011  Student Artist
I LOVE #28 XD
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